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Let's all go steal porn from a dead billionaire's bunker
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Let's all go steal porn from a dead billionaire's bunker

Friends, it is time to break into Jeff Bezos's bunker and steal his porn. Jeff Bezos - so sorry! I mean J### B#### - doesn't need his porn anymore because he's dead. Unfortunately, the bunker is now full of "RICH MAN DEATH RADIATION", making it unsafe for humans. Fortunately, the people's pervert committee have supplied us with some remote-operated drones that are capable of firing clones of themselves in the direction of the camera. To secure the B#### smut, you must accordingly point and cli

Larian want to complete Divinity in "three to four years", and they're making limited use of generative AI
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Larian want to complete Divinity in "three to four years", and they're making limited use of generative AI

Larian's new Divinity RPG should spend a lot less time in development than their previous Baldur's Gate 3 - or at least, that's the dream. CEO Swen Vincke wants the process to take "three to four years" in total, which seemingly includes an early access period. For context, we first heard that Larian were officially working on a new game (two, actually) back in April 2024. Here, let me run those numbers through Rock Paper Shotgun's in-house Mirror of Fate. Gosh. Assuming I have performed th

Paradox show off their mysterious ass to tease Crusader Kings 3's 2026 expansions
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Paradox show off their mysterious ass to tease Crusader Kings 3's 2026 expansions

I can't believe it either, your majesty. While outlining their plans for Crusader Kings 3 in the new year, Paradox have teased a major expansion by turning around and revealing a work-in-progress donkey. They've also spilled the beans on some of the tweaks coming with yet another "realm maintenance" update as part of this year-end dev diary. Read more